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No, I did NOT say that!

No, I did NOT say that!

…submitted by a reader from California

A tropical storm is when it rains down fruit.”

– Ethan, age 7

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Happy Valentine's Day!!

Happy Valentine's Day!!

An adult kiss is when you eat the person’s lips without biting it.

– Miranda (age 4)

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No, I did NOT say that!

No, I did NOT say that!

Miranda was asking me who would be her husband when she grew up. I said, “That won’t be for a loooooong time, but it’s usually a friend.”

Well, it won’t be Mikkel because he’d be a silly daddy.

– Miranda (age 4)

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No, I did NOT say that!

No, I did NOT say that!

While having lunch at a restaurant, I ordered a green salad with blue cheese dressing. When my salad arrived, my daughter said…

Hmm… I think they forgot to put the BLUE TREES in your salad.”

– Miranda (age 3)

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No, I did NOT say that!

No, I did NOT say that!

submitted by: a Reader in California

Flash cards are cards that run around with no clothes on.”

– Ethan, age 7

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No, I did NOT say that!

No, I did NOT say that!

I’m going to have the GIRL-cheese sandwich and Noah can have the BOY-cheese sandwich.

– Miranda (age 3)

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No, I did NOT say that!

No, I did NOT say that!

submitted by: a Reader in Yakima, WA

Recently, while listening to Beyonce’s “Crazy in Love” one morning, both her kids said…

Mommy! Your music is too loud!

– Katie (age 5), Patrick (age 3)

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No, I did NOT say that!

No, I did NOT say that!

…submitted by a reader: Shona

Just the other day, my 4 year old said to my husband:

Daddy, when you drive Mummy’s car, I can’t see myself in the mirror because your head is SO BIG. But it’s ok, I still love you”.

I haven’t stopped laughing about that yet!

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No, I did NOT say that!

No, I did NOT say that!

We got a good chuckle (later on, of course) when my nephew said this to his mommy the other day:

Mommy! I am the BOSS, and you are just BOSSY!”

– Justice, 3 years old

Editore’s note: Keep the laughs going! Email us your quirky takes, funny quotes or silly stories, and we’ll feature it. We’d love to hear from you, so please share in the laughter!

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No, I did NOT say that!

No, I did NOT say that!

submitted by: a Reader in California

One day, my son Ethan asked what a bellybutton was for.  After a simplified explanation involving “umbilical cord” and “getting nourishment to the yet-to-be born baby,” Ethan got kind of squirmy and said, “Ew!”  I asked him what he thought a bellybutton was for up till now, and he looked at me with a perfectly straight face and said, “Style.”

– Ethan, age 7

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