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No, I did NOT say that!

No, I did NOT say that!

…submitted by a reader from California

A tropical storm is when it rains down fruit.”

– Ethan, age 7

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Happy Valentine's Day!!

Happy Valentine's Day!!

An adult kiss is when you eat the person’s lips without biting it.

– Miranda (age 4)

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No, I did NOT say that!

No, I did NOT say that!

Miranda was asking me who would be her husband when she grew up. I said, “That won’t be for a loooooong time, but it’s usually a friend.”

Well, it won’t be Mikkel because he’d be a silly daddy.

– Miranda (age 4)

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No, I did NOT say that!

No, I did NOT say that!

While having lunch at a restaurant, I ordered a green salad with blue cheese dressing. When my salad arrived, my daughter said…

Hmm… I think they forgot to put the BLUE TREES in your salad.”

– Miranda (age 3)

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No, I did NOT say that!

No, I did NOT say that!

submitted by: a Reader in California

Flash cards are cards that run around with no clothes on.”

– Ethan, age 7

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No, I did NOT say that!

No, I did NOT say that!

I’m going to have the GIRL-cheese sandwich and Noah can have the BOY-cheese sandwich.

– Miranda (age 3)

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No, I did NOT say that!

No, I did NOT say that!

submitted by: a Reader in Yakima, WA

Recently, while listening to Beyonce’s “Crazy in Love” one morning, both her kids said…

Mommy! Your music is too loud!

– Katie (age 5), Patrick (age 3)

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