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No, I did not say that!

That’s the last time I build a leprechaun trap! Those little mischief makers made a big mess and I have to clean it up!”

– Miranda, age 6

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It’s raining cats and dogs out there, and I just stepped on a poodle!”

– Danny, age 6

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For my birthday, I want to paint my walls and floor like Rapunzel did in “Tangled.”

– Lily, age 4

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What’s a pay phone?”

– Christian, age 14

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Mom, I can’t clean my room now. I’m watching the soccer game on TV!”

– Erin, age 4

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I was having a conversation with an elderly lady in the waiting room and she told me a story about her great grandson. She thought perhaps he may be a bit too old to still be breastfeeding. She was traveling to Vermont with him and his family when he started to throw a tantrum. He stood in his seat, pounding his fists on the headrest while chanting at the top of lungs,

I WANT BOOBIE! I WANT BOOBIE!”

–Daniel, age 5

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A mother woke up sick so she put a movie on for her two daughters who were snuggling on the couch. The older one got off the couch and walked to her mother and said,

Go back to bed. You need privacy so you get better.”

–Jocelyn, age 3

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A mother and father were discussing employee issues at the dinner table when their son gave them a suggestion…

I think you should have cards in your office like we have at school. Make them turn there cards to blue when they’re in trouble. That means they need to go to your office, Daddy, and call their wives. Then there won’t be anymore problems.”

–Patrick, age 4

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I wish I could speak pork-a-cheese (Portuguese).”

–Miranda, age 6

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Mommy: What did you do at school today?

We read an Eric Carle book and then we wrote about our favorite part in our diarrhea.”

–Miranda, age 6

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