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No, I did not say that!

Daughter: “Dad, when am I going to the dentist?”
Dad: “Soon baby.”
Daughter: She looks at her twisted teeth and says,

Good because it’s like a circus in my mouth”. 

– Gabriella, age 7

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Lilah wearing a Rabbitmoon "Harmony" Sweater Dress

When I was leaving my daughter’s room after putting her to bed, she asked me not to close her door. I had done it the night before and she didn’t like it. I explained that I had closed it because we were talking loudly and I didn’t want to wake her. She said,

That’s okay mom. You don’t have to close it because I know how to turn my ears down when I go to sleep.”

-Lilah (age 4 1/2) 

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No, I did not say that!

On August 23rd an earthquake hit in the D.C. Area.

Boy: “Holy Alligators, what’s going on?”

When it was over he sat on the floor and said,

Well, bless my little heart!”

– Trey, age 4 

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No, I did not say that!

A mother overheard her son and his friend talking…

Why didn’t your mom make you a sister?”

–Daniel, age 5

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Luke

The whole family was listening to the news when President Obama was elected and heard the annoucement over and over again. Being 100% Italian, I guess my son wanted to make him one of his people because to this day he still refers to our President as

Rocco Bama”.

Luke, age 7

-sent to us by a Le Top Mom

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No, I did not say that!

Can you be more pacific?

– Miranda, age 6

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No, I did not say that!

Mom, I know all about Mexico. I saw it in a Scooby Doo show.”

– Madison, age 7

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No, I did not say that!

No, Mommy, you cannot get the same haircut as me. Daddy will get us confused.”

– Miranda, age 6

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No, I did not say that!

I want to get my haircut like Katie. She has fangs.

– Ellie, age 4

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Why is my son humming “Bad Romance” by Lady Gaga? (Ga-Ga-ooh-la-la…) But his version is more like Lady Baa-Baa,

…Baa-baa-baa-baa-baa.”

– Paulo, age 2

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