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On a road trip very late in the evening a little girl was sleeping soundly in her car seat. Her parents turned onto a gravel road. After a few minutes her dad saw a rabbit hop across their path and exclaimed, “Wabbit Season!” Within a couple of seconds a voice from the back seat shouted.

Duck Season!”

– Lilah, age 5

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No, I did not say that!

My favorite ride at Disneyland was Pirates of the Can of Bean.”
– Carmine, age 6

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Lilah in her favorite Le Top "Farm Friends" pieced shirt

My daughter and I were playing at the park the other day. She was high up on the play structure and wanted me to catch Dolly when she threw him down. After refusing to throw him until I backed up (which I did), he landed at least five feet in front of me with a THUD on some equipment. Without a pause she said,

Now that’s gonna leave a mark!”

– Lilah (4-years-old)

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During an animal show at the local library, my friend needed to take her son to the bathroom. When he returned, he announced…

Excuse me, Reptile Man. I missed part of your snake show because I had to go potty.”

–Jake, age 3

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No, I did not say that!

Mommy, was Lady Gaga called “Baby Gaga” when she was a baby?”

–Miranda, 6 years old

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No, I did not say that!

So I had it in my mind that I would get my boyfriend’s lovely niece Ella (whom I adore) to try Chinese white rice. Ella, 2-years-old, tends to like the usual suspect food of hot dogs, pasta with lots of butter and chicken tenders. My tactic was to “talk up” my amazing white rice and I even brought my special Chinese rice cooker to show her how it is made and prepared…this definitely helped.  What made all of the effort well worth my time was her response to me after her first bite,

I love Chine-y ricccceee!”  

I love ‘chine-y’ rice too.  Cheers to Ella!

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Mommy: Hurry and wiggle your tooth a lot so the tooth fairy will come and leave you a golden dollar.

I don’t want a dollar. I want a hundred dollars!”

–Spencer, age 5

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