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No, I did not say that!

Daughter: “Dad, when am I going to the dentist?”
Dad: “Soon baby.”
Daughter: She looks at her twisted teeth and says,

Good because it’s like a circus in my mouth”. 

– Gabriella, age 7

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On a road trip very late in the evening a little girl was sleeping soundly in her car seat. Her parents turned onto a gravel road. After a few minutes her dad saw a rabbit hop across their path and exclaimed, “Wabbit Season!” Within a couple of seconds a voice from the back seat shouted.

Duck Season!”

– Lilah, age 5

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No, I did not say that!

Coach Tony says he’s 37 years old, but….he doesn’t even have a mustache yet, so he must mean in dog years.”
– Carmine, age 6

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No, I did not say that!

My favorite ride at Disneyland was Pirates of the Can of Bean.”
– Carmine, age 6

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Lilah wearing a Rabbitmoon "Harmony" Sweater Dress

When I was leaving my daughter’s room after putting her to bed, she asked me not to close her door. I had done it the night before and she didn’t like it. I explained that I had closed it because we were talking loudly and I didn’t want to wake her. She said,

That’s okay mom. You don’t have to close it because I know how to turn my ears down when I go to sleep.”

-Lilah (age 4 1/2) 

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No, I did not say that!

On August 23rd an earthquake hit in the D.C. Area.

Boy: “Holy Alligators, what’s going on?”

When it was over he sat on the floor and said,

Well, bless my little heart!”

– Trey, age 4 

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Luke

The whole family was listening to the news when President Obama was elected and heard the annoucement over and over again. Being 100% Italian, I guess my son wanted to make him one of his people because to this day he still refers to our President as

Rocco Bama”.

Luke, age 7

-sent to us by a Le Top Mom

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No, Mommy, you cannot get the same haircut as me. Daddy will get us confused.”

– Miranda, age 6

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No, I did not say that!

So I had it in my mind that I would get my boyfriend’s lovely niece Ella (whom I adore) to try Chinese white rice. Ella, 2-years-old, tends to like the usual suspect food of hot dogs, pasta with lots of butter and chicken tenders. My tactic was to “talk up” my amazing white rice and I even brought my special Chinese rice cooker to show her how it is made and prepared…this definitely helped.  What made all of the effort well worth my time was her response to me after her first bite,

I love Chine-y ricccceee!”  

I love ‘chine-y’ rice too.  Cheers to Ella!

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