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No, I did NOT say that!

No, I did NOT say that!

When my husband Aaron was about 5, his mom took him with her to go shopping in the lingerie section of Macy’s.  He looked at the bras and innocently, but loudly, proclaimed:

Titties, Titties, Titties!”

His mom immediately grabbed him and ran out of the store, in utter embarrassment! Where on earth, you ask, did he hear that word? We don’t know…we are still left wondering 20 years later.

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No, I did NOT say that!

No, I did NOT say that!

…submitted by a loving aunt in California

Big Brothers Aaron and Paul keep telling him to “shut up!” (bad kids!), and finally James (poor guy!) says back:

Don’t call me ‘shut up’!”

– James, age 5

Editor’s Note:
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No, I did NOT say that!

No, I did NOT say that!

…submitted by a reader from California

A tropical storm is when it rains down fruit.”

– Ethan, age 7

Editor’s Note:
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Happy Valentine's Day!!

Happy Valentine's Day!!

An adult kiss is when you eat the person’s lips without biting it.

– Miranda (age 4)

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No, I did NOT say that!

No, I did NOT say that!

Miranda was asking me who would be her husband when she grew up. I said, “That won’t be for a loooooong time, but it’s usually a friend.”

Well, it won’t be Mikkel because he’d be a silly daddy.

– Miranda (age 4)

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No, I did NOT say that!

No, I did NOT say that!

While having lunch at a restaurant, I ordered a green salad with blue cheese dressing. When my salad arrived, my daughter said…

Hmm… I think they forgot to put the BLUE TREES in your salad.”

– Miranda (age 3)

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No, I did NOT say that!

No, I did NOT say that!

submitted by: a Reader in California

Flash cards are cards that run around with no clothes on.”

– Ethan, age 7

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No, I did NOT say that!

No, I did NOT say that!

submitted by: Julie

Out of the blue one day, my son asked me if he could become Jewish. When I asked him why, he said:

I want to celebrate harmonica like my friends do.”

– Joseph, age 4

(you might have guessed that he really meant to say “Hanukkah”!)

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No, I did NOT say that!

No, I did NOT say that!

I’m going to have the GIRL-cheese sandwich and Noah can have the BOY-cheese sandwich.

– Miranda (age 3)

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No, I did NOT say that!

No, I did NOT say that!

submitted by: a Reader in Yakima, WA

Recently, while listening to Beyonce’s “Crazy in Love” one morning, both her kids said…

Mommy! Your music is too loud!

– Katie (age 5), Patrick (age 3)

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