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No, I did not say that!

A child walks into her parent’s bedroom at 5 AM.

I had a bad dream and when I woke up my heart was BEEPING so fast.”
– Lilah, age 5

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No, I did not say that!

Can  you have a baby in your tummy. Please, please, please! I want another girl. I will take care of it and if it runs away while you are checking emails, I will help you out.”

– Jocelyn, age 5

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Ugh! It’s bedtime. I need to go to bed…. Hello? Don’t either of you hear me?”

– Nathan, age 5

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I feel sad for the turkey, but I feel happy eating it.”

– Miranda, age 7

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You sound like a broken record. Do you know what a record is?

Yeah, it’s one of those things people used in the olden days before CDs.”

– Anna, age 10

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No, I did not say that!

After she broke up a minor sibling fight in the car yesterday, a mother’s older son claimed that nothing happened, saying

I hardly even TOUCHED him with my teeth!”

– Freddy, age 8

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No, I did not say that!

Tonight’s excuse for not wanting to eat her veggies:

They might hurt my tummy a little. I better go sit down and watch Nemo.”

– Ellie, age 2

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As we were leaving school, a girl waved goodbye to my son.

Mom: Who’s that?

The girl who eats her boogers.”

– Nathan, age 5

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Teacher: Today’s lunch menu is quinoa, chicken nuggets and green beans. Would you like a little bit of everything?

No, Miss Jessica. I would like A LOT of everything please.”

– Austin, age 4

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Son: Dad, there’s a moth on the front door. Don’t kill it!

Dad: I wasn’t planning on it. But why not?

Son: It’s part of nature.

Dad: What if it was a mosquito?

Squish it!”

– Jason, age 5

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