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No, I did not say that!

I’m a good helper, a good jumper, and I’m a GOOD bagel eater!”

– Ellie, age 2


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No, I did not say that!

Boy: Mommy, do you want to go to the store and buy me an iPad?

Mommy: If I were to buy an iPad, it wouldn’t be for you. It would be for me and Baba (Daddy).

I have an idea! How about you buy two?”

– Austin, age 5

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No, I did not say that!

Dear Jesus,

Bless Mama… Dada… Papa… dogs… moo… race cars… Amen. ”

– Paulo, age 2

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No, I did not say that!

Mom: Don’t climb there. You’ll get hurt.

(Child not listening.)

Mom: I said. Come down.

(Child still not listening.)

Mom: One… Two…

NO! NO 1-2-3! NO 1-2-3!”

– Paulo, age 3

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No, I did not say that!

Two brothers were fighting…

“Ow! Mommy, Collin hit me.”

Mommy doesn’t care unless you’re bleeding or if someone has to go to the hospital.”

– Collin, age 7

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No, I did not say that!

Mom: I want you to try some broccoli tonight, ok?

Child: Noooooo!

Mom: I just want you to TRY it and if you decide you don’t like it, you don’t have to eat anymore. Vegetables are good for you.

But, I’m not a rabbit!”

– Mariah, age 3

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No, I did not say that!

Dad: What are you doing back there?

Child: I’m NOT picking my nose.

Dad: Well, what are you doing then?

I’m picking my boogies!”

– Charlie, age 2

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