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No, I did not say that!

Mom: Don’t climb there. You’ll get hurt.

(Child not listening.)

Mom: I said. Come down.

(Child still not listening.)

Mom: One… Two…

NO! NO 1-2-3! NO 1-2-3!”

– Paulo, age 3

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No, I did not say that!

Two brothers were fighting…

“Ow! Mommy, Collin hit me.”

Mommy doesn’t care unless you’re bleeding or if someone has to go to the hospital.”

– Collin, age 7

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No, I did not say that!

Mom: I want you to try some broccoli tonight, ok?

Child: Noooooo!

Mom: I just want you to TRY it and if you decide you don’t like it, you don’t have to eat anymore. Vegetables are good for you.

But, I’m not a rabbit!”

– Mariah, age 3

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No, I did not say that!

Dad: What are you doing back there?

Child: I’m NOT picking my nose.

Dad: Well, what are you doing then?

I’m picking my boogies!”

– Charlie, age 2

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No, I did not say that!

Mom: Did you brush your teeth?

Child: Yes.

Mom: So… if I feel your toothbrush, will it be wet?

Um, well, um, I love you! (as she runs to the bathroom)”

– Olivia, age 5

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No, I did not say that!

Mommy: People sure do love talking to you, don’t they?

(Sigh) Yeah, it’s because I’m so cute.”

– Mikaela, age 3

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No, I did not say that!

Mom: It’s almost time for us to pick up sister at school.

Child: NO!

Mom: Should we leave her at school then?

(With one finger pointing up) That’s an idea!”

– Paulo, age 2

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No, I did not say that!

Child: I’m rich! I have a lot of money in my robot bank to save for college.

Mom (with one eyebrow up): How did you get all that money?

I find them all over the house! Then I put them in my robot bank. I found money in your purse, too. The paper kind.”

– Justin, age 5

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No, I did not say that!

My daughter is practicing her song for an upcoming school talent show audition. Every time she finishes singing, her little brother yells out from the other room:

TRY AGAIN!”

– Paulo, age 2

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No, I did not say that!

 

Mommy, I’m going to make you a chart for all the chores that you do. You’ll get a sticker each time you do a chore. Yours is going to be really big because you do A LOT!”

– Carson, age 5

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