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No, I did not say that!

The other day I was rushing my daughter out of the house.

Mommy: “Okay, let’s head ’em up and move ’em out.” 

She mimicked me and exclaimed,

Head ’em up and poop ’em out!”

-Lilah, age 3

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No, I did NOT say that!

No, I did NOT say that!

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My daughter was watching me while I was on Facebook, and saw my “friends.” One of my friends uses an image of Edna Mode as her avatar. Edna is a character from The Incredibles, a movie our family loves, especially my daughter! In total amazement, Miranda immediately said:

You know Edna!!?!!”

– Miranda, age 4

 

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No, I did NOT say that!

No, I did NOT say that!

The Joy of Breastfeeding

I have been breastfeeding my newborn for the last two weeks, and one time I was teasing my 4-year old daughter that maybe one day Daddy and I can go see a movie while she stayed home and babysat her little brother. She said,

I don’t think milk will come out of my nickels.”

– Miranda, age 4

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Happy Valentine's Day!!

Happy Valentine's Day!!

An adult kiss is when you eat the person’s lips without biting it.

– Miranda (age 4)

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No, I did NOT say that!

No, I did NOT say that!

Miranda was asking me who would be her husband when she grew up. I said, “That won’t be for a loooooong time, but it’s usually a friend.”

Well, it won’t be Mikkel because he’d be a silly daddy.

– Miranda (age 4)

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No, I did NOT say that!

No, I did NOT say that!

While having lunch at a restaurant, I ordered a green salad with blue cheese dressing. When my salad arrived, my daughter said…

Hmm… I think they forgot to put the BLUE TREES in your salad.”

– Miranda (age 3)

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No, I did NOT say that!

No, I did NOT say that!

I’m going to have the GIRL-cheese sandwich and Noah can have the BOY-cheese sandwich.

– Miranda (age 3)

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