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No, I did not say that!

Daughter: “Dad, when am I going to the dentist?”
Dad: “Soon baby.”
Daughter: She looks at her twisted teeth and says,

Good because it’s like a circus in my mouth”. 

– Gabriella, age 7

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On a road trip very late in the evening a little girl was sleeping soundly in her car seat. Her parents turned onto a gravel road. After a few minutes her dad saw a rabbit hop across their path and exclaimed, “Wabbit Season!” Within a couple of seconds a voice from the back seat shouted.

Duck Season!”

– Lilah, age 5

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I ran in the hallway and I farted. Then I ran in my room and closed the door super fast but the fart followed me.”

– Austin, age 4

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No, I did not say that!

Coach Tony says he’s 37 years old, but….he doesn’t even have a mustache yet, so he must mean in dog years.”
– Carmine, age 6

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No, I did not say that!

My favorite ride at Disneyland was Pirates of the Can of Bean.”
– Carmine, age 6

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No, I did not say that!

One Sunday at the end of mass, at the top of his lungs:

GOOD-BYE CHURCH!”

– Paulo, age 3

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No, I did not say that!

Big Sister (in a sweet voice): Can you put the milk away for me?

MOMMY, Maddie’s treating me like a servant!”

– Nathan, age 5


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